Q. What's the difference between a police car and a hedgehog?
A. Hedgehogs have pricks on the outside
Q. What animal has a asshole on its back?
A. A Police horse
Q. What is the difference between a politician and a stoner?
A. A politician doesn't inhale....they just suck.
Q. What do you call a stoned epileptic?
A. Shake and bake.
Q. How do you get a one-armed hippie out of a tree?
A. Pass him a Joint
